Colin James is the author of the poetry chapbook, Dreams of the Really Annoying, which can be found over at White Knights Press.
Once when seeking closure I consulted Brother Jerome a Bee expert who proceeded to laugh at me through his protective glasses. There can be no doubt, the sun was shining on his face. I can almost still see that retina. Later he tried to assault me in his sleep. It was like making love to a blind person. "That is not the four o'clock from Brighton!" Lest we forget the threatened interdict by the Bishop of Brighton & the production of their famous mead. Brother Jerome's antics in the town centre after a night on the mead were the final straw. One of his sandals is still missing.